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Reductio ad Absurdum

John Wayne

By J. Matt Barber

“Thank you, secular “progressives” and mainstream media for overplaying your hand on the whole “transwhatever” twaddle . . .”

Hold on.

Courage, Matt, courage.

Breathe.

OK, I’m ready.

This is it. I’m coming out. I want the world to know. I’m a black, lesbian platypus

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Starbucks Spills Coffee on its Crotch

By J. Matt Barber

Espresso makes you hyper. When you’re hyper you sometimes make rash decisions. When you make rash decisions you usually regret it. Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz evidently chugged a Venti-five-shot-double-pump-skinny-vanilla-latte last week before announcing Starbucks’ new “RaceTogether” public relations stunt. As he describes it, the über-”progressive” head of the

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Don’t Look Back (Updated)

obama straight on

By Art Hyland

“…Barack Obama loves the future because that’s where all his accomplishments are.”

The more things change, the more they stay the same. In an unusually objective moment four years ago, the New York Times’ David Brooks decided to put some fleeting thoughts on paper for all

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Why Mitt Wins in November–a Primer from the Past

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By Art Hyland, but really Larry Leonard

The archives of Oregon Magazine are long and thorough enough to have discussed just about any subject of consequence. Here we are in another presidential election year with the pundits and pollsters all trotting