By Art Hyland
How to fix Detroit, suggestion No. 6
No. 6: You’ve seen the devastation. Detroit. The roaming dogs, the feral cats, the empty buildings, broken glass, used needles, garbage… It’s a mess, right? No! It’s a perfect setting for a theme park. And it’s authentic. It’s real. It’s a Reality Show you can experience for yourself in the comfort of an air-conditioned vehicle. Here’s the concept. Crowd source this:
Quickly surround the entire city including what inhabitants still remain with a twenty-foot electric fence, let loose random herds of wild animals to keep the weeds down and to control the weed eaters, and turn it into a Democrat Theme Park. No need for any new construction. Set up a couple of large gates North and South (probably have to seal the tunnel), along with a string of ticket booths to handle the crowds, and purchase a fleet of Armored Personnel Carriers with thick glass sightseeing windows.
And wah-la, you have an income stream of unlimited revenue.
We’re open for many more ideas in this free contest to see what can be done with a Democrat disaster zone. They always said that it was going to be a Model City, and so it will become. Let’s Roll. Bring watermelons.
Contest closes in three days, so get your suggestions in while you still have time.