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| How Shall Africa Be Saved?
The setup piece was a taped segment about
the Dark Continent, these days more properly called the Dark Incontinent.
Zimbabwe (formerly known as Rhodesia) was featured. This nation,
the narrator said, was in danger of
The first destination is the result of
a national redistribution of wealth effort by blacks who fought for the The result is exactly what we predicted in the Nineties. African clowns who plow with sticks, people who are completely ignorant of farming techniques developed after the birth of the prophet Abraham, have stolen and destroyed the food production facilities that once made Zimbabwe a food exporting nation. They have turned their country into an agricultural wasteland. Millions will starve. Tens of thousands will leave for nearby nations where they will fight with residents over rotted scraps of food. Disease will proliferate. The raven will become the national bird. Suarez and Fletcher, of course, believe this is all the fault of the white man's capitalism. Conservative, white, male Christians are the worst ones. North America is just chock full of idiots like Suarez and Fletcher. I think it’s our school system that creates them. Kids are fed a lot of crap about multi-culturalism and the evil ways of white men in our institutions of elementary, middle, high and higher learning, these days. Hollywood feeds these destroyed minds with additional pap and the mainstream media ignores or distorts the truth in everything they present, as well. We shouldn’t expect anybody on this continent to be able to think rationally after all that. But, somehow, some manage to do it. After the intro piece, the discussion began. Here is what we learned from the moron, Bill Fletcher, Jr. of the TransAfrica Forum. All the problems of Africa are due to
the evil white man – particularly conservative, white, male Christians
– and the
The eager, satisfied face of the token Hispanic, Suarez, began to sag, however, when the real, actual, bona fide African, Mr. Ayittey, began to speak. (Mr. Fletcher’s face turned white with shock as the blood drained from it.) You see, Mr.Ayittey said that of Africa’s (I think he said) 56 nations, only 15 were democracies. Then, he said that Zimbabwe was collapsing because the recent elections there were fraudulent without any help from the CIA, and kept in office a monstrous dictator who supported the rape of the nation’s agricultural community. (Outline map of Africa) Then he said that the other African nations,
all run by black or Semitic (Arab) people, should be ashamed of themselves
for keeping silent about it. Then he said that there is no reason
why the West should give money to any African nation which does not have
a government that is Mozart never wrote music so sweet as the words which drifted from the excellent Mr. Ayittey’s lips. They were as poison to Mr. Fletcher of the socialist, racist TransAfrica Forum. They shocked and puzzled moderator, Suarez. You see, the words of Mr Ayittey are true. Truth is death to liberals. Fletcher and Suarez know that if Mr. Ayittey’s advice is followed, sensible reforms will take place in Africa. People will have enough to eat, behavior that encourages AIDS will be discouraged, the Christian religion, Africa’s largest, will be allowed to flourish, mass slaughters of whites will cease, children will live in peaceful, prosperous villages and have the opportunity to get an education. Worst of all, socialism will be gone from the land. God forbid that a tragedy of those proportions should be allowed. *Bill Fletcher is an assistant to AFL-CIO President
John Sweeney. He was formerly the education director for the AFL-CIO,
and led the designing of the Common Sense
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